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Exercise Stone is the hand of Michelangelo applied to your body.


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THE EXERCISE STONE GUARANTEE


• Enjoy a high level of personal success!

• Be confident at any communal shower!

• Pull off tight-fitting clothing with ease!

• Make your exes regret cheating on you!

• Intimidate others of your same gender!



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Fort Gertrude, Ohio


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Flowering Heights, Vermont


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Whistler, Montana